March 2011
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nicky36 asked: We all need someone who loves us enough to poop in our bread.
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February 2011
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Confession Time
Due due my extreme laziness and my girlfriends penchant for leaving the remote across the room, I have seen more than I should of this season of American Idle.
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January 2011
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December 2010
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Faith Hill likes Aerosmith.
October 2010
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May 2010
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April 2010
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Holy Crap
So I was sitting in a lounge on campus doing some work between classes, when I noticed the older fella next to me get out of his chair and lay on the ground.
I didn’t think much of it until he leaned up a tiny bit and asked if I could help him. I looked over and he was all of the sudden sweating bullets and his eyes were rolling back a little like he was dizzy.
He explained that he was...
March 2010
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February 2010
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Dodged a bullet today.
Ever have one of those dreams in which you are driving and you need to stop, but when you step on the brakes, nothing happens? Then you get that warm panic feeling rise up through your spine instantly as time slows to a crawl. Ever have one of those?
Well that just happened to me for real.
I was approaching a stop light at about forty mph in my twelve year old jeep, just as it turned yellow. I...
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DVR Alert
2/6/2010 - Them Crooked Vultures - SNL
That is all.
January 2010
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October 2009
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September 2009
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Overheard on TV just now..
“Tony Romo banged hard on that last play.”
I enjoy this on so many levels.
Sexual Assault Prevention Tips Guaranteed to Work!
cleversimon:
mattie:
nonotyou:
1. Don’t put drugs in people’s drinks in order to control their behavior.
2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!
3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!
4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.
5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON’T ASSAULT THEM!
6....
Why I always end up at Starbucks.
atsween:
yowhatsthehaps:
1) People keep giving me gift cards from there, so I keep using them. FREE COFFEE IS FREE COFFEE, YO.
2) If I am buying coffee, it is because I am running late and didn’t have time to make my own espresso. Since Starbucks is located right outside of the train station, it is convenient.
HOWEVER, when I’m actually going out for the purpose of getting a coffee I will go...
With all the money Apple has..
why can’t they manage to come up with a new commercial idea? Every ipod commercial for the last five years has been exactly the same. People in stylish cloths dancing to bad music. Same for their computer commercials. the Mac guy vs. PC guy was very clever and amusing.. the first twenty times.
We all pay a premium for these products and the best they can do is the sterile white background...